[ Well, now this feels kind of like a little game, some enrichment for the both of them. So he doesn't help in the effort at all, not quite deadweighting on Haruaki but not putting his legs into action and standing the hell up. ]

Lifting me? I wouldn't imagine so, I weight the same as before. Though, hm...

[ Okay, maybe a little deadweighting as his train of thought takes a detour. ]

Would putting my eyes elsewhere in here count as being up and out of bed?