[The smart thing would, of course, be to yell out to Heathcliff or Faust, corner this thing and destroy it effortlessly. However, that's no fun for anyone involved, especially not the sort of guy who's keen to spice up his night. He figures that, if it gets too much, he'll get in the kids to help, but for now?
It's just him, and whoever's behind that eye. That reappearing eye, staring right at him, which he gladly allows considering he's already racing towards it yet again. (And really, if the other Zwei Fixers don't hear him laugh-panting by this stage, their collective failure is on them.) This time, however, there's no swing to his blade; the madman's attempting a stab, which is. It sure is something, considering his height and all.]
Hey hey hey, fella, where's your mouth? Let's have a little banter here, if you're gonna be this ballsy! It's no fun like this, yanno?
It's just him, and whoever's behind that eye. That reappearing eye, staring right at him, which he gladly allows considering he's already racing towards it yet again. (And really, if the other Zwei Fixers don't hear him laugh-panting by this stage, their collective failure is on them.) This time, however, there's no swing to his blade; the madman's attempting a stab, which is. It sure is something, considering his height and all.]
Hey hey hey, fella, where's your mouth? Let's have a little banter here, if you're gonna be this ballsy! It's no fun like this, yanno?
[Annnndddd there goes the professionalism once that glaring red catches his attention once more. Without his sword, there sure isn't much he can do, is there
bar using his prosthetic arm, reinforced enough to handle a whole zweihander on its own with decent proficiency, to gouge at it. The finest force he could get, all coming to bear in the pad of his thumb as he moves to gleefully pop that smug fucking eye like a Tide pod.
Never mind that Faust's poking her head around the corner, finally moving to address Gregor's ecstatic wheezes; she sees the spatter on his blade, the hyper-focus on his face, and simply waits for him to acknowledge her.]
--Ah. Red eye, blinking on the walls, moves. Can manifest on our swords, so probably anything it can see? Tell the others.
[She nods right as he hooks his thumb in.]
bar using his prosthetic arm, reinforced enough to handle a whole zweihander on its own with decent proficiency, to gouge at it. The finest force he could get, all coming to bear in the pad of his thumb as he moves to gleefully pop that smug fucking eye like a Tide pod.
Never mind that Faust's poking her head around the corner, finally moving to address Gregor's ecstatic wheezes; she sees the spatter on his blade, the hyper-focus on his face, and simply waits for him to acknowledge her.]
--Ah. Red eye, blinking on the walls, moves. Can manifest on our swords, so probably anything it can see? Tell the others.
[She nods right as he hooks his thumb in.]
[The metallic crash is intriguing, certainly, but if Greg's hunch is right, then he figures the other Zwei kids have got that under hand. The heavy thud might be more humanoid, though, might be the real seed of discord, so that's the direction he's headed in.
Until that eye shows back up again, he's going to be practically sliding along the walls, one ear pressed to the white plaster as if that'll help him figure out exactly where the noise came from. And if he's wrong, well. Frau Faust's on the case, so what's the issue, right?]
C'mon, c'mon...Come out already...Papa needs a new lighter.
Until that eye shows back up again, he's going to be practically sliding along the walls, one ear pressed to the white plaster as if that'll help him figure out exactly where the noise came from. And if he's wrong, well. Frau Faust's on the case, so what's the issue, right?]
C'mon, c'mon...Come out already...Papa needs a new lighter.
Yesssss.
[There's a small voice in the back of his head telling him that he needs to be careful, to take this outside this particular room for now lest he still get his pay docked bigtime for any property damage.
The rest of the conscience voices decree that instead, he should simply drop the sword and use his arm. They win, and Gregor stalks closer once his zweihander clatters to the ground, stretching and grinning as he stares down this genius little intruder.]
Wonder what hurts more right now; that eye I damaged, or your pride? [The joints in his prosthetic hand click-clack softly as he wriggles them in anticipation, before balling them in a fist, ready to strike. Not yet. Can't move too fast, or he'll risk panicked lashing out. That's his cigarette budget we're talking, here.]
[There's a small voice in the back of his head telling him that he needs to be careful, to take this outside this particular room for now lest he still get his pay docked bigtime for any property damage.
The rest of the conscience voices decree that instead, he should simply drop the sword and use his arm. They win, and Gregor stalks closer once his zweihander clatters to the ground, stretching and grinning as he stares down this genius little intruder.]
Wonder what hurts more right now; that eye I damaged, or your pride? [The joints in his prosthetic hand click-clack softly as he wriggles them in anticipation, before balling them in a fist, ready to strike. Not yet. Can't move too fast, or he'll risk panicked lashing out. That's his cigarette budget we're talking, here.]
I like talking. Finding things out about folks...Isn't that grand?
[Never mind that it's a distraction away from any actual skill, which seems to be somewhat of a multiversal constant. Step step step, closer and closer until he's within swinging range, but swing he does not.
Instead, he drops onto his haunches and grins wide, reaching out to grab a fistful of that jacket, something, anything to hang onto the intruder.]
So, what's some rich kid like you doing in a place like this, before the opening date? Backstreet punks don't have the dosh for a mask fancy like that, I know that much.
[Never mind that it's a distraction away from any actual skill, which seems to be somewhat of a multiversal constant. Step step step, closer and closer until he's within swinging range, but swing he does not.
Instead, he drops onto his haunches and grins wide, reaching out to grab a fistful of that jacket, something, anything to hang onto the intruder.]
So, what's some rich kid like you doing in a place like this, before the opening date? Backstreet punks don't have the dosh for a mask fancy like that, I know that much.
You.
[Instant, nonchalant, even as his free hand's reaching down to grab one of the little thief's ankles; jackets can be slipped out of with ease, so two grips always helps.] See, I'm not really one'a them art types. Don't have the mind for interpreting or seeing meaning in a monochrome canvas.
But you? You. How'd you do the eye thing? You're not gonna get the thingermajigger now, that's for sure; my work buddies'll be in there packed tight as sardines in a can, and Frau Faust? She's brilliant beyond brilliant. She'd know how you did what you did soon as she saw it up close. Me?
I don't. I want to know, though; a neat trick like that, that gets me all fired up, buddy.
[Instant, nonchalant, even as his free hand's reaching down to grab one of the little thief's ankles; jackets can be slipped out of with ease, so two grips always helps.] See, I'm not really one'a them art types. Don't have the mind for interpreting or seeing meaning in a monochrome canvas.
But you? You. How'd you do the eye thing? You're not gonna get the thingermajigger now, that's for sure; my work buddies'll be in there packed tight as sardines in a can, and Frau Faust? She's brilliant beyond brilliant. She'd know how you did what you did soon as she saw it up close. Me?
I don't. I want to know, though; a neat trick like that, that gets me all fired up, buddy.
Edited (we are both fucking floundering here) 2024-06-01 11:05 (UTC)
Grngh--
[Ah.
That's interesting. Real interesting. But they can't be abode, no sir; Gregor pitches forward to pin Akira's ankles down with his knees instead, prosthetic hand letting go of his jacket to
uh? instead start jamming down his throat, in an attempt to remove whatever the fuck's growing there. He makes eye contact the entire time, even as he gags and makes wet noises around his own metal fingers straining, extending, creaking and groaning in an attempt to find a grip point and tear the intruders free.]
[Ah.
That's interesting. Real interesting. But they can't be abode, no sir; Gregor pitches forward to pin Akira's ankles down with his knees instead, prosthetic hand letting go of his jacket to
uh? instead start jamming down his throat, in an attempt to remove whatever the fuck's growing there. He makes eye contact the entire time, even as he gags and makes wet noises around his own metal fingers straining, extending, creaking and groaning in an attempt to find a grip point and tear the intruders free.]
[Another gurgle, victorious when he's able to notice Akira's reactions through his own gasping and gagging, before Gregor's fingers extend even more, beyond the reach of flesh and bone. If he can't grab, then he'll gouge more, and poke, whatever it takes to dissuade those bulbous, tacky-wet eyes from blocking his airway.
..............god he hopes the others don't find them, because he's about to do a real gamer move. Deep breath, as deep as he can manage with all of this shit in his throat at least, before his meat hand grips his throat and squeezes hard. Gregor Samsa, choking himself out just to spite this absolute babe/shithead/tease.]
..............god he hopes the others don't find them, because he's about to do a real gamer move. Deep breath, as deep as he can manage with all of this shit in his throat at least, before his meat hand grips his throat and squeezes hard. Gregor Samsa, choking himself out just to spite this absolute babe/shithead/tease.]
[And lo, Greg frees his hands, wiping the prosthetic on his overcoat as it clicks back into place. A man who was just choking himself has no right to look so pleased, and yet, he does.]
Let's not do that again, alright? I'm trying to have a real upfront conversation with you, man to man, and you go pullin' dirty tricks...Really wounded me, fella. Pissed me off a bit, actually; got half a mind to just drag you outta here and throw you to the others.
[And yet he sits, panting, grinning, patting himself down for cigs already.]
You smoke?
Let's not do that again, alright? I'm trying to have a real upfront conversation with you, man to man, and you go pullin' dirty tricks...Really wounded me, fella. Pissed me off a bit, actually; got half a mind to just drag you outta here and throw you to the others.
[And yet he sits, panting, grinning, patting himself down for cigs already.]
You smoke?
Fair play, fair play. You acting alone? I'm guessing you are, since you haven't tried to call out to anyone instead of pissing me off, but it never hurts to be sure.
[While he natters away, he flicks a cigarette out of the pack and offers it to Akira with a wink, though that might be hard to see behind his transition lenses.] You're not that punk who's been stealing from rich assholes to give to the deserving, huh? Maaaan, if it wouldn't risk a few sections' reps, I'd let you have that damn thinger. Dunno what it does, but I'm sure there's way better it could be used for than sitting here.
[A contented hum, as Gregor pulls a cigarette out for himself and sits it on his bottom lip, before fishing for a lighter. Swt swt swt-- there, there's just enough fluid for a few more lights. Not that he's going to waste it. He's just going to pocket the lighter again, waiting for Akira to take that mask off and get the cigarette in his mouth.
Yeah, this stupid motherfucker's going for a homoerotic tip-to-tip light to save on lighter fluid, and because he just got called handsome and he plans on capitalising on that, thanks.]
[While he natters away, he flicks a cigarette out of the pack and offers it to Akira with a wink, though that might be hard to see behind his transition lenses.] You're not that punk who's been stealing from rich assholes to give to the deserving, huh? Maaaan, if it wouldn't risk a few sections' reps, I'd let you have that damn thinger. Dunno what it does, but I'm sure there's way better it could be used for than sitting here.
[A contented hum, as Gregor pulls a cigarette out for himself and sits it on his bottom lip, before fishing for a lighter. Swt swt swt-- there, there's just enough fluid for a few more lights. Not that he's going to waste it. He's just going to pocket the lighter again, waiting for Akira to take that mask off and get the cigarette in his mouth.
Yeah, this stupid motherfucker's going for a homoerotic tip-to-tip light to save on lighter fluid, and because he just got called handsome and he plans on capitalising on that, thanks.]
Aren'tcha?
[He notices that look, but also like. He's getting complacent again, knows that he at least has an advantage here in proximity. Speaking of which: time to go in for that light at last, lips quirked lopsidedly.]
...Knowing rich folks, probably the latter. If it did anything, a Wing woulda long purloined it for use, but this just did the rounds as something neat and mysterious, far as I was told.
[puff puff, right in Akira's face. Sorry, bro.]
Still. What makes you think folks wouldn't eventually rat you out, if you passed it off for money's sake? Someone down that supply chain's gonna get weak in the face of a beating, and you're done for. Helluva risk you're running. [Running, not ran. Hm.]
[He notices that look, but also like. He's getting complacent again, knows that he at least has an advantage here in proximity. Speaking of which: time to go in for that light at last, lips quirked lopsidedly.]
...Knowing rich folks, probably the latter. If it did anything, a Wing woulda long purloined it for use, but this just did the rounds as something neat and mysterious, far as I was told.
[puff puff, right in Akira's face. Sorry, bro.]
Still. What makes you think folks wouldn't eventually rat you out, if you passed it off for money's sake? Someone down that supply chain's gonna get weak in the face of a beating, and you're done for. Helluva risk you're running. [Running, not ran. Hm.]
[Oooughghhh, pardon him while he inhales Akira's smoke with clear relish, before finally finally sitting back just a little.]
That's pretty altruistic-soundin' to me, keeping noses clean even in your fun. Most folks who fuck around don't care about the blast radius so long as they get their kicks. Long as you know what's at stake, though, then I can't really go lecturing you, can I?
Say, fella.
[A smoke ring now, not quite far enough away to grow large enough to frame Akira's face, but it is what it is.] How about we get into a brawl, once our smokes are done? Then I letcha go. How's that sound?
That's pretty altruistic-soundin' to me, keeping noses clean even in your fun. Most folks who fuck around don't care about the blast radius so long as they get their kicks. Long as you know what's at stake, though, then I can't really go lecturing you, can I?
Say, fella.
[A smoke ring now, not quite far enough away to grow large enough to frame Akira's face, but it is what it is.] How about we get into a brawl, once our smokes are done? Then I letcha go. How's that sound?
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