Livin' the life of Larry, you are~ That's the Twinhook Pirates' level of service, tell your friends, so on an' so forth.
[Time to walk his fingers dooooown Akira's chest, hook sliding down to match (flat first, tip snagging now and then as a threat more than anything) until both appendages come to rest at his hips.]
You ready? Hope you don't mind the glove stayin' on. [It's fine, he'll spit on the glove, just...Gotta get the fly dealt with and all first, before he worries about impromptu lube. It's a little annoying to deal with, but part of the customer service is not tearing pants open with the hook and thus threatening any valuable bits underneath!
And also spitting on the glove once he fumbles through all that mess and actually pulls Akira's dick out. Whew, all that effort and for what? A few lazy strokes from a lazy pirate? Apparently so.] ...Yeeeesh, you better pay good. Least gnarly-lookin' knob I've seen award is all yours, sunshine.
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[Time to walk his fingers dooooown Akira's chest, hook sliding down to match (flat first, tip snagging now and then as a threat more than anything) until both appendages come to rest at his hips.]
You ready? Hope you don't mind the glove stayin' on. [It's fine, he'll spit on the glove, just...Gotta get the fly dealt with and all first, before he worries about impromptu lube. It's a little annoying to deal with, but part of the customer service is not tearing pants open with the hook and thus threatening any valuable bits underneath!
And also spitting on the glove once he fumbles through all that mess and actually pulls Akira's dick out. Whew, all that effort and for what? A few lazy strokes from a lazy pirate? Apparently so.] ...Yeeeesh, you better pay good. Least gnarly-lookin' knob I've seen award is all yours, sunshine.