Ah, definitely keep that sort of chat for after the first date, huh? I don't wanna break your heart with how boorish I am, so temper those expectations.

[And then he fucking winks. Of course he does.] But I gotta get you something, don't I? And they'd match your eyes. ...And the way you've been a thorn in my side and my brain, I guess. But mostly the eye thing.